I woke up to find a literal bat inside my Manhattan apartment. It is still there and my three pets and I are currently quarantined in a different room in the apartment. Have already tried calling 311 and 3 separate private “wildlife removal services”, none of which have been able to help me (“we don’t do bats” has been a common theme, including from 311) so finally gave in and called 911 so hopefully I will be saved from this ridiculous situation sooner rather than later. But honestly how does this even happen.