I thought you guys would appreciate this—I just had to share it. My wife watched the video and goes, "What? Did he just…?" Yep. Today, FedEx dropped off more than just packages. FedEx tended to some unfinished business right on our porch—because our driver straight-up sh*t himself. Didn’t miss a step. Just power-walked away like a man who’s been through worse. I don’t even think he realized, which is honestly more concerning. We appreciate fast shipping, but next time, let’s keep the explosive packages in the truck, not your pants.