I fell fucking hard, We were unloading our new ping pong table and now it is broken
Woman gets home with her kids and one of her kids says that she wont be going to school and calls her a fucking idiot, then the kid realized what she said and ran
This is a clip of me, taken from CCTV 30 seconds before the end of a 13 hour shift as a food retail manager. In this clip. you see my soul leave my body. I resigned that evening. fucking hate eggs.
Guy finds his coworker sitting on a chair in the break room dancing to a song. Coworker notices guy and laughs.
Guy gets his iced coffee from his mom and says thank you and asks what her problem is. Lady answers you are because hes fucked.
Lady in white sweater takes a dump in public, wipes her butt with her hand, then walks away on security camera
Friends in restroom talking to each other over toilet. Guy asks his friend why he flushed a full hyde into toilet
Guy wearing a black beanie and carrying two reusable shopping bags runs down the sidewalk yelling unintelligible words. At the end he says god fucking dammit. Brick red building, construction scaffolding.