When your husband shits the garage while youre backing out. Submitter backing out from the garage when their husband closed the garage door
chuncleritchie. Man asks his co-worker how he is doing, and the man frustratedly answers that he is going to lose his shit
Drunk guy at 5am screaming some funny shit and yelling about Denzel Washington
Me and my brother were going to take a video of just talking shit then he decided he needed to fart so we clipped it and my laugh just capped off how funny it was cause it sounded like a car coming to a complete halt suddenly (when I say me and my brother sat here laughing at that video for 5 minutes I mean we sat outside with the video replaying constantly on snap back to back laughing our asses off. And if you could, could you please blur my face?). Man filming with his brother but his brother suddenly lets out a fart
Trying to cut some tree branches back off of a metal roof for a client and the grip on my sneakers was kind of worn, and the leaves were wet, so I took my shoes off and was fine for a couple branches but the moisture from the leaves fell onto the roof and I didn’t notice and slipped and slid down it. My girlfriend on the ladder just watched speechless as I went. You can hear me yell “oh, shit” right before I come into the camera
My son snuck his harmonica in our bed at 10pm and started playing it very quietly. I know this little shit did not just sneak a harmonica in my bed and start playing it at almost 10pm. Kid lays down beside mom and starts playing the harmonica at 10pm
Dark gray and white colored dog howls after woman filming tells him to talk shit and then run and follow the camera while called good boy.
First night of our bachelorette-eating hibachi on the balcony-the chef didnt close our front door enough-one of the girls stood up to take a water gun shot and said holy shit theres a bear on our counter 14 drunk girls and one gay man-thats what you hear in the video. The beginning of your Bach weekend. Girls having bachelorette party and the chef they hired did not close the kitchen door enough and a brown bear had gone inside roaming around the kitchen counter
These bunny toys were squeaking around and we watched one approach another that had fallen and start absolutely going to town on it. A 50-year old dude came up to us and said “he hittin that shit from the side”
Stepped on my cat and ate shit. Woman on the bed stood up to look outside the window, then stepped on her cat that made her slip and fall
Man tapping a taquito vertically on a plate with a dip, and as it is still hot, it blows out rings of steam
Young girl wearing pink ribbons on head, pink shirt, shorts, and shoes, taking a candle from the shelf at the store, smelling it and then making a funny reaction loudly saying "It smells like fucking shit."
Typical NY shit ;) Motorcycle parked on street with missing tires.
Selfie video of girl with nose ring laying on the bed with pet dog saying We listen and we don't judge, and then saying that the dog's breath smells of shit and then she turns away holding her nose. The dog reacts like it understood what she said, looks at her and touches her hand slowly.
Just WWE wrestlers fighting on the train for entertainment purposes. Only in NY where people wrestle like its WWE on the train. People dressed in WWE costumes wrestles inside the subway train with the passenger as crowds and are cheering and chanting with a referee overseeing the wrestling
Trying to work and all this crazy shit started happening… It’s 2:30pm… you decide to take a 3pm work call in a nice hotel lobby It’s 2:55pm a DJ pulls up and a half naked opera singer begins yelling singing dancing from a hula hoop you didn’t see hanging from the ceiling You’re now absolutely 100% distracted before your work call It’s 3pm … the other person is now mysteriously a no show to the call You reschedule & say thank you, Universe
Im blindMan zooming in on the neighbors driveway trying to make out what was sitting out there if it was a cat or a horse shit, and when he decided that it was a cat, he meowed to call its attention, but when it moved it was a duck
amandanelz. Imagine shitting here. Woman laughing as she shows the bathroom with the toilet facing a huge vertical wall window with the view of the city
Oh shit someone needs to take this cat away from me. Man waving his arm while his pet kitten is holding its claws on his sleeve and the a few moments after the kitten fell down
Friend trying matcha for the first time. POV your friend tries matcha for the first time. Woman and her friend had bought a matcha drink, and it was her friends first time drinking one, and it could be her that her friend says in the background that they are pretty good at telling if something is going to make them shit or not then the woman pans the camera to her friend and says that she caught it on video
I was walking the beach when I saw this merman in Florida beside a katana sword, for a photo taken using a phone on a tripod. The shit you see in Florida
Was in a drive through with my girlfriend when we talked to the. I made the taco bell workers do their job. Woman orders at taco bell drive thru and they use AI powered voice ordering and when she was asked what her order was the ai got confused because she asked if they have anything that she wont make her shit her pants, and the ai responded that she will get a team member to help her
7am. It’s too early for this hippie shit. Four people doing a jam session while sitting on a blanket and filming using a phone on a tripod at the balcony
Cant make this shit up. Woman sunbathing at the beach and sees a lizard near on the rocks, then the lizard saw her filming and crawls towards her
Im bored. Tell me what foods your kid will only eat when youre out but never at home. Ill go first. My daughter TEARS UP scrambled eggs wherever we go. But at home? She acts like I just offered a pile of shit on a plate. Woman shares that her toddler would eat scrambled eggs when they are out, but just throws them when they are at home
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