No drugs or alcohol involved. Just really stupid decisions.
My sister's puppy doesnt like going down the stairs alone
I'm a ski racer. I got drunk in my garage with a friend, and thought it would be brilliant to ski down my stairs with an old pair of skis, with my helmet, chin guards, and gloves on.
"Hey bro you think I can clear this?" Yeah man you got this, the floor is the only way out of the friend zone.