When your mother is the perfect wingman
Guy walks around and puts arm and hand of guys on girls shoulders.
When you meet Michael Cera in the club bathroom and he tries to be your wingman
Guy inside club tells girl that his friend with the cheez dippers likes her. Camera pans over to friend eating a cheese snack.
Music. Girl is at a restaurant with her friend. She asks him to find her a hot lesbian. He looks around the patio and says scanning.
My dad secretly texting me. Who needs a wingman when u got ur father. Pretty boy next 2 u. Shall I make introduction he looks rich. Dad texts daughter about boy sitting next to her.