When your husband shits the garage while youre backing out. Submitter backing out from the garage when their husband closed the garage door
chuncleritchie. Man asks his co-worker how he is doing, and the man frustratedly answers that he is going to lose his shit
Drunk guy at 5am screaming some funny shit and yelling about Denzel Washington
Me and my brother were going to take a video of just talking shit then he decided he needed to fart so we clipped it and my laugh just capped off how funny it was cause it sounded like a car coming to a complete halt suddenly (when I say me and my brother sat here laughing at that video for 5 minutes I mean we sat outside with the video replaying constantly on snap back to back laughing our asses off. And if you could, could you please blur my face?). Man filming with his brother but his brother suddenly lets out a fart
Dark gray and white colored dog howls after woman filming tells him to talk shit and then run and follow the camera while called good boy.
First night of our bachelorette-eating hibachi on the balcony-the chef didnt close our front door enough-one of the girls stood up to take a water gun shot and said holy shit theres a bear on our counter 14 drunk girls and one gay man-thats what you hear in the video. The beginning of your Bach weekend. Girls having bachelorette party and the chef they hired did not close the kitchen door enough and a brown bear had gone inside roaming around the kitchen counter
These bunny toys were squeaking around and we watched one approach another that had fallen and start absolutely going to town on it. A 50-year old dude came up to us and said “he hittin that shit from the side”
Stepped on my cat and ate shit. Woman on the bed stood up to look outside the window, then stepped on her cat that made her slip and fall
Man tapping a taquito vertically on a plate with a dip, and as it is still hot, it blows out rings of steam
Young girl wearing pink ribbons on head, pink shirt, shorts, and shoes, taking a candle from the shelf at the store, smelling it and then making a funny reaction loudly saying "It smells like fucking shit."
Selfie video of girl with nose ring laying on the bed with pet dog saying We listen and we don't judge, and then saying that the dog's breath smells of shit and then she turns away holding her nose. The dog reacts like it understood what she said, looks at her and touches her hand slowly.
Just WWE wrestlers fighting on the train for entertainment purposes. Only in NY where people wrestle like its WWE on the train. People dressed in WWE costumes wrestles inside the subway train with the passenger as crowds and are cheering and chanting with a referee overseeing the wrestling
Trying to work and all this crazy shit started happening… It’s 2:30pm… you decide to take a 3pm work call in a nice hotel lobby It’s 2:55pm a DJ pulls up and a half naked opera singer begins yelling singing dancing from a hula hoop you didn’t see hanging from the ceiling You’re now absolutely 100% distracted before your work call It’s 3pm … the other person is now mysteriously a no show to the call You reschedule & say thank you, Universe
Im blindMan zooming in on the neighbors driveway trying to make out what was sitting out there if it was a cat or a horse shit, and when he decided that it was a cat, he meowed to call its attention, but when it moved it was a duck
amandanelz. Imagine shitting here. Woman laughing as she shows the bathroom with the toilet facing a huge vertical wall window with the view of the city
Friend trying matcha for the first time. POV your friend tries matcha for the first time. Woman and her friend had bought a matcha drink, and it was her friends first time drinking one, and it could be her that her friend says in the background that they are pretty good at telling if something is going to make them shit or not then the woman pans the camera to her friend and says that she caught it on video
I was walking the beach when I saw this merman in Florida beside a katana sword, for a photo taken using a phone on a tripod. The shit you see in Florida
Was in a drive through with my girlfriend when we talked to the. I made the taco bell workers do their job. Woman orders at taco bell drive thru and they use AI powered voice ordering and when she was asked what her order was the ai got confused because she asked if they have anything that she wont make her shit her pants, and the ai responded that she will get a team member to help her
Cant make this shit up. Woman sunbathing at the beach and sees a lizard near on the rocks, then the lizard saw her filming and crawls towards her
Im bored. Tell me what foods your kid will only eat when youre out but never at home. Ill go first. My daughter TEARS UP scrambled eggs wherever we go. But at home? She acts like I just offered a pile of shit on a plate. Woman shares that her toddler would eat scrambled eggs when they are out, but just throws them when they are at home
Taxi driver drives with foot on window, wild shit.
Ordered a couch, fedex wasnt happy about my purchase and left me a message. FedEx is tired of my shit. Woman ordered a couch and is being delivered through FedEx and the delivery driver left a message for her on her security camera saying to not torture him again next time
Butterfly exhibit. Some species of butterfly eat rotten fruit. Woman at a butterfly exhibit, and there is this one section where there is a sign that says some species of butterfly eat rotten fruit, and one butterfly is on a rotten banana eating it, and a kid can be heard in the background cursing in amusement on what he is seeing saying oh shit this is fucking cool
My name is Jay Gorham and Im just funny as shit sometimes. A little inspiration. Man makes an analogy of how a washing machine spins to remove the dirt and stains from clothes, then the key to remove the negativity in life is to just spin, then proceeds to spin himself
My dog loves to talk shit shes a shit talker. Dog goofing around and struggling to remove its clothes
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